Pick a few to share! Challenge the children to create puns.
If you’re ready to enjoy a little Halloween pun, here are a few favorites.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
What’s the favorite food of mathematicians? Pumpkin pi.
What do you call an empty hot dog? A hollow weenie.
Where do ghosts learn to become pilots? At fright school.
Why does an elevator make ghosts happy? Because it lifts the spirits.
What’s a ghost’s favorite street? A dead end.
What do you call a ghost who haunts small hotels? An inn specter.
Why did the vampire join the police force? So he could learn how to get a stake out.
What’ll a witch text if she’s running late? I’ll bewitch you in a minute.
How do you fix a broken jack o’lantern? A pumpkin patch
What does a skeleton play in the band? The trom-bone
Where do all the ghosts shop? A boo-tique
Why was the wolf excited on Halloween? It’s his favorite howl-iday.
Who should you always spend Halloween with? Your ghoul-friends
What’s the proper thing to say before digging into Halloween candy? Bone appetit!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
What do witches order on vacation? Broom service
What’s the phantom’s favorite Shakespeare play? Romeo and Ghouliet
Why did the zombie miss trick-or-treating? He was dead tired.
What’s a pumpkin’s pickup line? Hey, gourd-geous!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? He had bat breath.
Why did the demon join the gym? He needed more exorcise.
What’s a witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling
How do you unlock a haunted house? Use the spoo-key..
What’s a ghoul’s favorite game? Hide and shriek
What’s a monster’s second-favorite holiday? New Fear’s Eve
Where do spiders shop? On the web
Why did the mummy visit the spa? She needed to unwind.
What does a monster eat on Thanksgiving? Grave-y
Who does the genie celebrate Halloween with? Three witches
What do you call a coven of witches? Squad ghouls
Who throws the best Halloween parties? The ghostess with the mostest.
Why did the skeleton ask for the manager? He had a real bone to pick.
How do pumpkins greet each other? Gourd morning or gourd fright
What’s a ghost’s favorite dance move? Shaking their boo-ty
How did the vampire know he was sick? He was coffin
Why did the ghost haunt the high school? He loved the school spirit!
Where does Dracula have an account? The blood bank
Why are skeletons so mad? Their noses are out of joint.
How does Jekyll say goodbye? Creep it real.
What’s a vampire’s second favorite holiday? Fangsgiving
Why is the cemetery the hottest place in town? Everyone’s dying to get in there.
Adapted from https://www.realsimple.com/holidays-entertaining/holidays/halloween/halloween-puns
